What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 00:09

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Thoughts on an 8-1 Rangers win - Lone Star Ball
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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